Wednesday, March 10, 2010

The Top 10 reasons to watch our film!

1) Cos it's South African and every ticket sold helps us make better and better movies so support your local talent if you want better and better local stuff!

2) Cos it's got cars and chicks in it. (And Mark stent with his big muscles!) (Vin Diesel looks like his sister!)

3) Cos a Race-ist is a oke what drives fast and not an ignorant inbreeder that judges people by color.

4) Cos Kurt Darren and DJ Fresh are in it. (their first movie!)

5) Cos it's directed by an awesome dude with bad hair.

6) Cos Brandon Auret and Murray Todd are funny as hell!

7) Cos it's got Ian Roberts and Jonathan Pienaar in it. (Jaaa Boet).

8) Cos People who don't watch it will be labeled dweebs and shunned by society for the rest of their miserable lives.

9) Cos it's a lekker, loud, fun, funny movie!

10) See number 1) and 8)