2) The word "Piston" is something you do at the Urinal.
3) You think a racist is "an oke what drives fast"
4) You think Jub Jub and Malema would actually be ok if they kept their speeding to the track. But they don't, so they're doff. Politics Schmolitics.
5) You have a pile of Speed and Sound Magazines next to your loo for an intense reading experience!
6) A horror fliek is when the okes' car breaks down, not when the zombies come running out of the bushes.
7) You know what 'variable valve timing' actually means.
8) You know who Chad 'Spyke' Luckhoff is.
9) You ask for a 'Jeremy Clarkson special' when you go to the Barber.
10) You can't wait to watch The Race-ist at Cinemas!
More Race-isms:
James Sutherland
Your a Race-ist if you like don't mind inhailing 2nd hand tire smoke...
James Sutherland
Your a Race-ist if someone asks you if you smoke and you tell them "only when I drop my clutch on pull away!"
